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Words

grok GRAWK (verb) : to understand, especially in a profound and intimate way.

mrsGoose of the day

Cyber Girl Lynne Kushnirenko

New Link Partner

Kleets maar raak

Worth checking out

Some nice, but NSFW, photography.

Heather Maria
Susan
Lia Milashka 1
Lia Milashka 2

Join in the fun

"Attu and Yaikz have started a new project. It's called Braindepot and it's weblog for everybody, by everybody. It means that anybody can post over there and there will be nocensorship, I think, I hope.

On the site itself you can view login information and you can start posting. You can put up virtually anything. Your favorite recipes, pictures of your puppies, express your anger with something or someone or put up other photos you like. It can be anything. And yes, you too can post there. You can have free ad-space for your own website....

So I would like to ask you if it is possible to have link on your website to Braindepot."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor, "I really am..... I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied

Brad Pitt - Shaping the future of the seaside?!

All the colours of the rainbow :)
He's designed some of the most spectacular buildings of the modern age, now Frank Gehry - credited with almost single-handedly regenerating a Spanish city - has set his sights on a genteel English seaside town. So why have his plans split local opinion?

Most councils would jump at the chance of having "the world's greatest architect" design an iconic building in their city, especially when it comes with a free sports centre thrown in.

Brighton and Hove - which became a single city in 2000 - has done just that, having agreed in principle to a £290m Frank Gehry landmark right on the seafront. The fact that Gehry's friend, film star Brad Pitt, wants a hand in the design only adds to the glamour.

But the building, which could prove to be a bigger draw than the city's famous Royal Pavilion, has split opinion in this genteel East Sussex locale.

What is proposed is an indoor leisure centre, complete with three swimming pools, surrounded by 754 flats, 40% of which will be "affordable". More here

How to...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

Seinfeld quiz

1. Which two characters were caught urinating in public?
A. Uncle Leo and Morty
B. Kramer and Mickey
C. George and Jerry
D. Newman and Kramer

2. Which two characters had the idea for a male bra?
A. Frank and Kramer
B. Morty and Kramer
C. Jerry and Uncle Leo
D. Newman and George

3. Which two characters acted "sick" for medical students?
A. Kramer and Mickey
B. Kramer and Newman
C. George and Jerry
D. Elaine and David Puddy

4. Which two characters joined forces to sell raincoats?
A. Kramer and Morty
B. Lomez and Kramer
C. George and Jerry
D. Frank and George

5. Which character had an illegal cable hookup?
A. George
B. Kramer
C. Elaine
D. Pam

Labour's army of consultants..

....adds 1p to income tax
State spending on private consultants has soared to £2.5 billion, the equivalent of a penny in the pound on income tax, official statistics obtained by The Times reveal.

Figures from the Office of Government Commerce show that spending on consultants rose by 42 per cent last year from £1.76 billion in 2003-04. That is as much as it would cost to build 150 new hospitals or employ more than 100,000 nurses or 75,000 policemen. A taxpayer earning £40,000 is now contributing around £87 a year to private sector companies.

The increase comes as Whitehall tries to shed some 84,000 Civil Service jobs, and unions have complained that departments are paying more to have their work done privately — often by former civil servants. The disclosure, on the opening day of the Labour Party conference, also coincides with the revelation that Gordon Brown intends to reinstate civil servants to their pre-eminent position should he succeed Tony Blair at 10 Downing Street, reversing the Prime Minister’s reliance on political advisers. More here

Maxwell son faces final humiliation...

in everything-must-go garage sale
Yesterday the youngest son of the late Robert Maxwell faced perhaps his greatest humiliation: opening up the family home to bargain hunters for an everything-must-go jumble sale. Kevin and Pandora Maxwell’s “garage sale” began at 7:30am at Moulsford Manor, near Cholsey in Oxfordshire, the 11-bedroom pile bought for the couple in 1994 by Mrs Maxwell’s father.

Faced with more than £3 million of debt and after several appearances at Oxford County Court this summer, the couple have sold the house for £2.5 million. They must be out by Friday. A vast and bewildering array of knick-knacks were offered to all comers.

The crowd of neighbours and car-boot sale aficionados who arrived at the crack of dawn found Robert Maxwell’s sporran and kilt, 25 separate Russian doll sets, a kayak, a rowing boat, Pandora’s red Mini Cooper, a large wooden door imported from Oman and small bags of rags at 20p a pop. More here

anyone seen Captain Bob.. bob...bob...bob..

The 6 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor- because he says "Take your clothes off!"

The Dentist- because he says, "Open wide!"

The Milkman- because he says, "Do you want it in the front or back?"

The Hairdresser- because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Decorator- because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"

The Banker- because he says, "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

"The traffic here in New York City is terrible right now. There's a big summit coming up. In fact the current President of Afghanistan is in town, and his cab driver today was the former President of Afghanistan."
-Dave Letterman

"President Bush called the rebuilding of New Orleans "one of the largest reconstruction efforts the world has ever seen."
If you don't count Cher."
-Jay Leno

Terms for Female Masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day.

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking female flies.

One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of horse manure and dives down toward her.

"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?"

Previously on September 26

1944: Airborne troops retreat from Arnhem
British and Polish soldiers withdrew from Arnhem last night south across the Rhine. Those still trapped in the Dutch town have surrendered, according to the Germans.

They had held the northern end of the bridge that crossed the Lower Rhine for nine days, the last three without water.

British reinforcements have not been able to secure the south bank of the river and a German counteroffensive has managed to take the town of Elst to the south of Arnhem.

The failure of the daring airborne operation designed to take the rivers Rhine, Waal and Maas and open the way for an Allied assault on Germany itself has ruled out an early end to the war.
More here

from Shumpy

And, after all, Smokey knows best.

Danielle Gamba Movies

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A spokesman for the 60's group The Animals, offered a public apology today.



Seems there ISN'T a house in New Orleans......

from George

What film?

"The two by-products of that whole tragedy were, violence in entertainment, and gun control. And how perfect that that was the two things that we were going to talk about with the upcoming election. And also, then we forgot about Monica Lewinsky and we forgot about, uh, the President was shooting bombs overseas, yet I'm a bad guy because I, well I sing some rock-and-roll songs, and who's a bigger influence, the President or ****** ******? I'd like to think me, but I'm going to go with the President."

A breath of fresh air

Gilberto signs Arsenal extension
Brazilian midfielder Gilberto Silva has signed a new contract with Arsenal which keeps him at the club until 2009.

The 28-year-old joined Arsenal from Atletico Mineiro in July 2002, shortly after playing in every minute of his Brazil's victorious World Cup campaign.

"You are a top bloke Gilberto, no chat, no bullshit, just football and loyalty."

Words

perfervid pur-FUR-vid (adjective) : Very fervid; too fervid; ardent; marked by exaggerated or overwrought emotion.

Happy Birthday mrsGoose

Clarkson on the Aston Martin Vantage

"With a body fashioned from the froth on a cappuccino, the Vantage could have been fast enough to fan a forest fire with its wake"

"..the Vantage was built using whatever the Aston engineers could get their hands on cheaply. As opposed to the 911, which was built using whatever took the Porsche engineers’ fancy." - read on

Nazi-hunter Wiesenthal dies at 96

"I am someone who seeks justice, not revenge."
Holocaust survivor and Nazi-hunter Simon Wiesenthal has died in the Austrian capital, Vienna, aged 96.

He was credited with helping to bring more than 1,100 Nazi war criminals to justice in the decades after the genocide of the Jews in World War II.

They included Adolf Eichmann, an architect of the Holocaust, and Franz Stangl, commandant of the Treblinka and Sobibor death camps in Poland.

His death was announced by officials at the US-based Simon Wiesenthal Center.

Mr Wiesenthal died in his sleep at his home, according to Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean and founder of the centre, which campaigns against anti-Semitism and other forms of intolerance. full story
Obituary
In Pictures
Memorable Statement

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Words

sitophobia sy-tuh-FO-bee-uh (noun) : morbid aversion to food

From Greek sito- (food) + -phobia (fear, aversion).

"Al Gore gave a speech this week criticizing the Bush administration, really attacked him. And then Gore took questions from some of the other people waiting in line at Starbucks."
-Jay Leno